But I digress. I hadn't realized it was unnatural until recently when oh-wise-one himself (KB, for those who have not yet caught on to the fact that my boyfriend is somehow an expert on everything) declared me as an insomniac. Either way, what is important is that I need sleep. ASAP.
To Insomnia I say; Fuck You. Nighty night, I will sleep tight!
I spent a few minutes online researching natural remedies for insomnia. I refuse to take medication for this because the horror stories are far worse than a lil lack of sleep. Because I love you guys-my poor sleepless lovies- I've listed some of those natural remedies below;
- Sleeping on your back relieves the pressure on your organs. It is easier to fall asleep and stay asleep.
- Drink Chamomile tea
- Do nothing stimulating right before bed; no listening to hardcore rap or rock. All that headbangin is not good for the weary. Also avoid foods and beverages with caffeine.
- Try being more physically active during the day
- Take a warm bath
- (and my favorite) Have sex.